elfgrove:

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.

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personifyingchaos:

Liam Hemsworth on working with Jennifer Lawrence

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unde-niya-ble:

lesbionic-guide-to-the-galaxy:

liftingandcats:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

This is my favorite. She sounds so cute ahh

This is unrelated to everything, but if this doesn’t make you laugh or at least smile I don’t know what will.

I still think this is the funniest fucking thing in the whole world.

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reservoircat:

theirtinywings:

samjohnssonvt:

gryphonrhi:

thezhenger:

chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm

…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.  He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.

Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?

Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.

Seriously, if I could finally be without pain, I’d make a o-face too.

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theinturnetexplorer:

could someone please make me a suit of chainmail using this method?

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perel:

i do these when i dont know what to do

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andthepantsweredead:

hey sup i need an excuse to use this 

image

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robotemperor:

smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken

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themarysue:

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

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